noah@earth:~$ whoami_

Everything
I've made

in order of how much trouble it caused.

i'm a ciso and consultant. i write and build things.
this is the pile. glad you're here.

014WHAT I BUILT INSTEAD OF HIRINGBUILDING 013NOBODY READS THE POLICY. WRITE IT ANYWAY.LEADERSHIP 012SECURITY QUESTIONS I ASK EVERY VENDORSECURITY 011I AUTOMATE THE BORING PARTS FIRSTBUILDING 010THE BOARD DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER DASHBOARDLEADERSHIP 009THE PENTEST REPORT NOBODY READSECURITY 008GANTRY: THE PERSONAL OS I RUN ONBUILDING 007I KILLED THE FLEETBUILDING AFLOCKplate reader lookup, minus the hardcoded passwordTOOL BDSPYERwhat your machine says about youTOOL C Speaking & podcaststalks, panels, podcasts. booking D Consultingsecurity leadership, fractional ciso work. work E Aboutthe longer version, with dogs. me F Contactone inbox. i read everything. inbox